these come from actual conversations within the past 4 months

Here is my list of stupid things people say to the pregant:

1. when are you due?....oh you have a long ways to go.
2. you know it's really ten months don't you...
3. oh you're pregant...i could tell months ago i just thought you were getting fat.
4. three kids is too many...better you than me.
5. shouldn't you be drinking decaff?

i'm sure by january i will have more to add...feel free to add your own.