my list

okay so i am going to try this although i am not really feeling it today. mostly i am feeling overwhelmed and like a taxi driver or a waitress, or a personal butt wiper. here is a list of things that i never said before i had children. these phrases can be heard coming out of my mouth, some on a daily basis and when i say them sometimes i have to stop and catch my breath.

1. come here so i can clean your bum bum

2. what color were your poops

3. here don't eat it!!! give me that booger!!!

4. can you get me some tucks medicated pads?

5. yes, make that a 32 C

6. don't touch me ever again...

7. quick meet me upstairs for a quickie while curious george is on....

i could go on but i want to squeeze in a few martinis while she's napping..feel free to add to my list. i think it's fun